SZ01 Sanchez Aw Meester, I seen better shooting at the county fair! SZ02 Sanchez 'Ees too bad you got manure for brains! SZ03 Sanchez Ha-ha-ha-ha! You gotta death-wish? Or you really this stupid! SZ04 Sanchez Here chicky-chicky! (Cluck-cluck-cluck!) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! SZ05 Sanchez Hot tamale Meester! Try dis one for size! BT01 Bloodeye No one corners me! Specially, a low-down, scum-suckin', reject, misfit like you! BT02 Bloodeye Next time you see that pretty little girl of yours, you're going to be dead-eyin' her from a coffin! BT03 Bloodeye Hell's full a' retired Lawmen, Anderson! And it's time you joined them! BT04 Bloodeye I ain't scared of you! Not one bit! No sir!! BT05 Bloodeye Any last requests!? A dyin' man always has last requests!…And you just been tried, sentenced and condemned! FA01 Farmer Hell! My horse pisses straighter than you shoot! FA02 Farmer Can't you do better than that! I've seen worms move faster. FA03 Farmer Not good enough Marshall, not good enough! FA04 Farmer Say your prayers Partner. FA05 Farmer This 's it friend! Prepare to meet yer maker! BW01 Bowers You disappoint me Anderson. BW02 Bowers Look I'm feeling generous today, I'm only gonna shoot out your brains - which shouldn't make much difference to you! BW03 Bowers Don't be shy Marshall…You can shoot at me I don't mind. BW04 Bowers Hell - I can already smell your rotting corpse. BW05 Bowers Come on Lawman, I got better things to do with mytime! SM01 Sims (Sings) My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean, my Bonnie Lies over the Sea, my daddy lied over my mammy and that's how they got little me!!! Hahahahahahahaha! SM02 Sims You like my singin! That little girl'll be the death of you Marshall James Anderson… SM03 Sims I'm surprised, a man like you, can't even look out for his own wife and daughter. Where were you? Huh? Shopping!? SM04 Sims Life is sweet, but death is sweeter! SM05 Sims Come and geddit!! BM01 Bloody Mary And I took you to be a gentleman - how could you deceive a poor woman so…? BM02 Bloody Mary Catch me if you can! BM03 Bloody Mary When you're gone we shall weep - especially that little girl of yours, what's her name…I can't wait to get my hands on her!…Her throat! BM04 Bloody Mary Oh Marshall….Ex Marshall. Is that really a gun in your hand or is it just wishful thinkin'! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha BM05 Bloody Mary You're gonna have to do better than that, powder-monkey! BM06 Bloody Mary After I kill you I'm gonna smoke your cigars! DR01 Dr. Death Hey, why don't we just sit down and talk about this reasonably. Homicidal-maniac to crazed-vengeance- seeking-ex-lawman! DR02 Dr. Death Talk now Anderson! Or hold thy peace … forever. DR03 Dr. Death W' why don't you just go shopping Marshall - You're good at that! Oops! Did I say something inappropriate?! DR04 Dr. Death They call me Doctor and I love my job - looking after the sick and wounded - That's what I do, so come on down and, be my patient! DR05 Dr. Death Well, well … now what is it my papa used to say? Oh, yes, yes he used to say, Son! Life is wasted on the living! TF01 TwoFeathers Your silence betrays you. I don't need to see or hear you to know exactly where you are. TF02 TwoFeathers Today is a good day to die Anderson…! TF03 TwoFeathers Huh, too slow!! You will regret that! TF04 TwoFeathers You are a dead man walking! TF05 TwoFeathers You insult me! BO01 Bob Please come in and do take a seat… BO02 Bob Say goodbye to your little girl Anderson! BO03 Bob You stubborn son of a bitch! You'll pay for this! Don't think you won't. BO04 Bob You think I'm going to give up because of you!? BO05 Bob This is too easy! BU01 BuckshotBill When I'm done with you, you'll be so full of lead, they'll think you're a pencil. BU02 BuckshotBill Say, that's a nice hat ya got there! That'll look pretty good on me. BU03 BuckshotBill You should give up Marshall. I'm the best in the west. BU04 BuckshotBill I'm waiting Anderson! Shotgun against shotgun. BU05 BuckshotBill Hey Marshal! Has anybody ever told you, you look like Abe Lincoln? Uh, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha uh ha ha ha!! DD01 DynamiteDick Hey Marshall, I've got a present for you!...a stick of dynamite, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, DD02 Dynamite Dick Oh by the way Marshall, it's Sir Richard Clifton to you! DD03 Dynamite Dick I hear you like cigars! Here, try one of mine! Ha, ha, ha, ha. DD04 Dynamite Dick Ever been to England James? No? Too bad you'll never see it. Ha, ha, ha, ha DD05 Dynamite Dick Hey Anderson, you need some lessons on how to be a gentleman...like me! There are also a bunch of lines voiced by eight unnamed evil henchmen. Seven of them all say the same things so just substitute the numbers 1-7 for the "x" in the filenames below. The eighth voice set skips the first five and then starts up with Buckshot Bill's filenames, going from BU06-BU28. Thanks to Fryster fer informin' me of all th' variations. Cx01 Generic Are ya yellow Marshal? Cx02 Generic Hey Marshal...you got a death wish? Cx03 Generic You should mind your own business! Cx04 Generic We're going to send ya to an early grave! Cx05 Generic He's over there! Cx06 Generic Where are you Marshal?!! Cx07 Generic Had enough yet? Cx08 Generic You're out numbered! Cx09 Generic There he is! Get him! Cx10 Generic Don't be a fool Marshal. Cx11 Generic You've lost your edge, Marshal! Cx12 Generic Let's get this over with! Cx13 Generic You're a dead man! Cx14 Generic Ha! Time to meet your maker! Cx15 Generic Hey! Mister lawman... Cx16 Generic You shoulda stuck to farmin'! Cx17 Generic Hope ya plant better than ya shoot! Cx18 Generic Damn you and the horse you rode in on! Cx19 Generic Time to plant you in the ground farmer! Cx20 Generic Time to fit you for a coffin! Cx21 Generic Hope you have a coffin pickeed out! Cx22 Generic You have a date with the undertaker! Cx50 Generic Draw... Cx51 Generic Don't move mister! Cx52 Generic Reach for the sky. Cx53 Generic Drop your gun! Cx54 Generic Put your hands up, real slow. Cx55 Generic Turn around, real slow like. ---------------------------------------------------- Other Sounds All of th' sound effects ya hear in th' game are ".wav" files that ya kin play by typin' their name in th' command line. These are great ways ta mess with yer opponent's head... This list comes from th' lawmaker "Sounds.oll" datafile (thanks to a tip from twobitt), with additions from Fryster: [WALK] CRUNCH.WAV *heels landing hard on gravel DIRT.WAV *kick some sandy dirt GRASS.WAV *scuff your foot on some dry grass GRAVEL.WAV *kick some gravel MUD.WAV *muddy footstep STEPHAY.WAV *step on hay STEPMETL.WAV *step on hollow metal STEPROCK.WAV *step on hard rock STEPRUG.WAV *weird hollow thud STEPTIN.WAV *light clank TILE.WAV *hard boot sole on tile WOOD.WAV *heavy boot on wood floor [FIRE] CRACKLE.WAV *snap, crackle, pop! FIRE.WAV *fiercely burning fire [ANIMALS] CHICKDIE.WAV b-waAACK! CHICKEN1.WAV bwak bwak bwk bwak CHICKEN2.WAV BWAACK bwak bwak bwak COW2.WAV mooOOoOO! CRICKET.WAV chirp chirp chirp... CROW1.WAV caw Caw caw DOG1.WAV ROWF rowf rowf rowf DOG2.WAV yip yip yip yip HAWK1.WAV shreee-ee-ee... HOOF.WAV *footsteps and a horsey snort HORSBLOW.WAV *loud horsey snort HORSWIN1.WAV *annoyed horse HORSWIN2.WAV *freaked-out horse POODIE.WAV *oh my god something huge is out there dying! POOHIT.WAV *sharp bark ROOSTER.WAV Cock-a-doodle-doo! SNAKE.WAV rattle rattle SPLAT.WAV *whoopee cushion noise TARAN.WAV *big wet squishy sound TARBITE.WAV *sandpapery sound and a short gravelly hit? VULTURE1.WAV Awk aw! WOLVES2.WAV wooOOooOOoooo.... WOODPECK.WAV chrrp chrrpp chrp WREN1.WAV chr chr chr chr chr Chr Chr CHR CHR CHR Chr chr... [DOORS] BARNDR.WAV *long wood on metal sound BLOCKUP.WAV *very loud clattery thing going up on a chain BRIDGE.WAV *sharp staccato chain retracting sounds CHAIN.WAV *chain moving through a wood brace CLANG.WAV *short loud metal scraping sound CLANK.WAV *another short loud metal scrape CREAK1.WAV *loud stiff creak CREAK1A.WAV *brief punctuated creak CREAK1B.WAV *loud, jerky, hollow creak CREAK1C.WAV *short, scraping hollow creak CREAK1D.WAV *sharp, quiet creak CREAK1E.WAV *punctuated moving creak DOOR1.WAV *long high creak DOOR2.WAV *crisp opening creak DOOR3.WAV *loud closing creak DOOR4.WAV *springy creak DOOR5.WAV *loud springy creak DOORCLS.WAV *hollow door shutting sound HISS.WAV *heavy wood dragging sound HVYGATE.WAV *deep rumbling metal and wood moving sounds HVYSTOP.WAV *hollow slam IRONDR.WAV *very loud mechanical rumbling JAILDR.WAV *long dragging along a metal track LKBREAK.WAV *brief ringing metal closing sound LOCKED.WAV *trying to turn a locked doorknob PULL.WAV *loud metal rumbling and squealing RKGEAR.WAV *loud punctuated metal retracting sound SCRAPE.WAV *short push of a heavy, rough object STONEDR.WAV *large heavy stone on stone moving quickly THUNK.WAV *metal smack TRAINDR1.WAV *loud hollow metal on metal scrape TRAINDR2.WAV *almost the same as traindr1 TRAINDR3.WAV *like traindr1 but scrapier TRAINDR4.WAV *longer scraping UNLOCK.WAV *quickly turning a key in a large lock WDGEAR.WAV *hollow metal, wood mechanized sounds WDGEAR2.WAV *lighter ringing metal mechanical sounds [MISC] BELL.WAV BONNNGGG! BLIP1.WAV *winding a metal gear slowly BLIP2.WAV *spinning a metal gear quickly BLIP3.WAV *hollow metal gear ticking BOTTLE.WAV *bottle shattering sharply, shards scattering BUBBLES1.WAV *light bubbles burbling up quickly BUBBLES2.WAV *large bubbles breaking the surface BUBBLES3.WAV *large bubbles moving upward BUBBLES4.WAV *brief bubbling BUBBLES5.WAV *two loud bubbles BULHIT.WAV *loud woody thwack CRUSH.WAV *grinding stone to powder CVERBELT.WAV *loud echoey mechanized conveyor FILMPROJ.WAV *very noisy old film projector spinning HAY.WAV *sharp metal grating over stone or wood, trails off PIANO.WAV *piano blares to life, winds down RKCRUSH.WAV *small sandy rockslide ROCKS1.WAV *a few rocks bouncing down SAWBLADE.WAV *shrill whirring and cutting SHATTR1.WAV *big thick window shattering SHATTR2.WAV *thin glass pane shattering SHOVEL.WAV *shovelling dirt VASE.WAV *pottery breaking briskly WHIP2.WAV whaaa--PSH! WNDMILL.WAV *loud, slow creaky mechanical movement [PLAYER] aaadie.wav BWAP!-whAAaaAaahh! (Fryster) ARMOR1.WAV *loud, hollow metal impact ARMOR2.WAV *loud muffled hollow metal impact ARMOR3.WAV *small ringing metal on metal impact bgfall.wav AAAaaaaaaa... (Fryster) bmfall.wav WhaaAAa-aaAaa-aaa... (Fryster) bmhit.wav Aack! (Fryster) bmjump.wav *deep female grunt and jump (Fryster) BREATHE.WAV *surfacing to take a deep breath CASHOPEN.WAV Ka-ching! CHACHING.WAV Chin-CHING! CHOKE.WAV *bubbles forced out of drowning mouth CONNECT.WAV *loud smack COOL.WAV *short harmonica bit COOL2.WAV *ringing metal off metal CRUSH.WAV *grinding rock dieman.wav Chack!-Ohh! (Fryster) diewomn.wav AaAh-h! (Fryster) ELIXIR.WAV POP chug Ahhh... GASP.WAV *surfacing to gasp for breath GET.WAV *loud metally rattle GETKEY.WAV *big keys spinning on a keychain GOTSHOT.WAV *painful impact GULP.WAV Gulp! Ahhh.. HIT.WAV *another painful impact HITHEAD.WAV *punched in the face JADIE.WAV HooOOo-oohhh.... JAFALL.WAV He-waAaaAaaa... JAJUMP.WAV *jumpy noise JETPACK.WAV *jet exhaust, keeps going... LAND.WAV Ooof! LANDLITE.WAV *click of heels landing on hard surface LIGHT.WAV *match striking and lighting womnouch.wav *female cry from sharp pain (Fryster) POWERUP.WAV *like sifting heavy sand RICOCH3.WAV *loud sustained metal on metal hit SHRIEK.WAV *horrified scream SHRIEK1.WAV *horrified scream SHRIEK2.WAV *scream of someone driven insane by fear! SMSPLASH.WAV Sploosh! SNAP1.WAV *smack of skin on skin or leather SNAP2.WAV *brief smack SPLASH.WAV Splishy splashy SWIM.WAV *dunking quickly in water and drawing out? SWIM_IN.WAV *stepping into water SWIM_OUT.WAV *stepping out of water SWING.WAV *whoosh of fist swinging TIRED.WAV *ragged breath TWIRL.WAV *metal whipping spinning sound [TRAIN] HORNBLO1.WAV Wooo WOOO Wooo-Oooooo... HORNBLO4.WAV HONK honk Honk! LOCOMOTV.WAV Chug chug chug... RAIL.WAV *heavy things moving quickly along metal tracks RAILCLK1.WAV *train wheels clicking over chinks in tracks TRAINDR1.WAV *short heavy metal-on-metal dragging TRAINDR2.WAV *another metal on metal drag TRAINDR3.WAV *a bit longer metal/metal drag TRANCLK4.WAV *very long metal on metal drag TRNWHST1.WAV *woo-WHOOO! [WEAPONS] BADGUN.WAV *loud powdery bang, bit of an echo BADGUN2.WAV *another loud powdery bang DOUBLE.WAV *powder explosion with a sort of metal tube-like echo DYNAMITE.WAV *deep, big rumbling explosion EXPLODE.WAV *sharper gravelly explosion FUSE.WAV hsssss.... GATLSHOT.WAV *burst of several shells fired in quick succession GATLTAIL.WAV *hollow mechanical whir, trails off JAB.WAV *hitting a small punching bag? KNIFEBY.WAV WhooOOsh! KNIFEHIT.WAV SMACK! PISTOL.WAV cl-click Bang! PISTOL1.WAV Bang! clik-clk PISTOL2.WAV Bang! PISTOL3.WAV BANG-G! PISTOL3R.WAV BANG!-ptowWww... PISTOUT.WAV Click clk PRELOAD.WAV Chi-click ricochet.wav Ptwinng!-ing-ingg.. RIFLE.WAV Bam click-k RIFLEOUT.WAV chick-k RIFLOUT.WAV tchk RRELOAD.WAV Tchk-click SAWED.WAV BOMM! SHOTOUT.WAV clin-k! SINGLE.WAV BaNG-g! SPINCYCL.WAV Blipblipblipblip SRELOAD.WAV Cl-click-clack SWING.WAV whOo! THROW.WAV whhoosh WEAPGRAB.WAV Tchack-clack WEAPON.WAV Cllick-clik [WIND] AREA51.WAV OooOOOooOOOoooOOOOOOO. BGSPLASH.WAV SPL-OOSH-SH! BUBBLES1.WAV bloo-oo-oop BUBBLES2.WAV BLOO OO Oop BUBBLES3.WAV bl-bl-bloo-oop BUBBLES4.WAV bl-l-loop BUBBLES5.WAV bl-bloop DRIP1.WAV blip-plinkk DRIP2.WAV bLIp-blip-plin-k DRIP3.WAV Pl-inKk MINECHO2.WAV BbbrrRRrrmmMMmmmbbrRr... SWIM.WAV SPLOo-sh THUNDER1.WAV Rrr-Rrumble-rr.. THUNDER2.WAV Brr--Rrr-BrumRumMmmBrrrBrmm... UWATER.WAV *running gushing noise WATER1.WAV *running faucet WATER2.WAV *running stream WATER4.WAV *running river WIND1.WAV whoo-oooooo-ooooo.... WIND2.WAV WhhHHHooOOO-WHOOOooOO-WHOoooOOoosh! WIND3.WAV ...wwwwwhwwwhwwwooo-ooo... WIND4.WAV whrrwrrwwwwhhhrrrRrrrwhooo... WINDTRAN.WAV WHoowoooWooooWooWOOwoooo... WINDTUNL.WAV ....wwooo-ooooo-wooo-wwoOOoo-oo... [BADGUY CRIES (Fryster)] bgy1hit.wav Aach! bgy2hit.wav Oaach! bgy3hit.wav PCH-Ehh! bgy4hit.wav PCHoOah! bgy5hit.wav PyOOP! bgy6hit.wav PCH-Ehhoh bgy7hit.wav PAP-Uhngh! bgy8hit.wav P-OoO! bgy9hit.wav P-OooOoo.. [BADGUY DEATH CRIES (Fryster)] bgy0die.wav Arr-aararrr... bgy1die.wav Hahh! bgy2die.wav smeck-UuuAah... bgy3die.wav PAP-Oo-oo-ecch! bgy4die.wav SMEK-PwAAaa! bgy5die.wav PNCH!-WhOo-ock! bgy6die.wav PwAaaAaa-aoww! bgy7die.wav PCH!-Oaoh! bgy8die.wav P-Oaohh! bgy9die.wav P-OoAaa-a...